Songs in the car

We retrieved the little munchkin from Grandma's house today. She's my daughter, so naturally she didn't sleep in the car (like a normal kid would). We had a lot of fun singing though. Ellie likes to make up song stories, so we did a lot of that.

If you're not offended by people making fun of themselves, we had one gem. Linda helped write new lyrics for The Itsy Bitsy Spider. It's a bit blunt, but it was really funny to us. She said I should put it up, but don't read on if you're squeemish.

The itsy bitsy stroke survivor tried to walk about.
Down went the walker (and) she almost got knocked out.
Out came the care-giver and scraped her off the floor, and
The itsy bitsy stroke survivor walked about some more.