They'll hate me at school

As I was putting Ellie to bed tonight, we started singing the songs from school and goofing around. Naturally we made up some of our own words to the turtle song I mentioned a few days ago.

I had a little turtle. His name was Tiny Tim.
I put him in the toilet, to see if he could swim.
He ate up all the poopies. He drinked up all the pee.
He tried to eat the toilet, but it wouldn't go past his teeth.
Glub, glub, glub, glub!

I can hear her in bed practicing now. She learns songs really fast.

See, that's what happens when daughters spend too much time with their dads.