Missed opportunity

Many of you will be unaware that I can sing from memory all of the songs of The Little Mermaid. I even have a VHS copy of it signed by one of the co-directors. This is all from the time before I learned that Disney was evil.

I realized yesterday that I had overlooked a perfect opportunity to serenade Linda with one of the songs from the movie, "Kiss the Girl." In the movie, Sebastian sings,

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

...

Of course, Linda can talk now, so it won't have the same impact.