What you should do

Today would be a great day to do some of that Home Depot shopping that you've been putting off. Trust me. I was there. I had so much help, I didn't know what to do.

Every place I was that sold flowers was insane. At first I thought it was cute. But after waiting in checkout forever, I decided it wasn't so cute.

See, the thing is. I'm not really a believer in the Valentine fairy. But I might buy some flowers next week if they're on sale.