Friday obstacles

I woke up this morning to the soft gurgling sound of ... a cat pooping on the carpet in the next room. I don't get it. It's been outside 23 hours and 45 minutes. Linda let it in for 15 minutes to gorge on cat food. What could possibly make my carpet so attractive? Maybe I'm just not a natural cat lover, but that isn't adorable. For those of you who worry, I didn't kill it. I didn't even injure it in brutal, painful ways.

I think I have an ear infection. Why do these things always happen just before a weekend.

Just wanted to let you know that my life isn't always perfect.